Gratuitous Dumbassitude http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/ en-us 2005-02-20T23:22:19-05:00 New URL http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000460.html I've installed WordPress and I will be moving everything over there as soon as I can. Go see: http://www.tonysimon.org Update your links. (You just need to take the /mt off the end.)... tony 2005-02-20T23:22:19-05:00 Chat is so 1994. http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000459.html Tony: I was curious what version of MySQL you guys are currently supporting. Tony: The reason I ask is that I'm interested in hosting a WordPress blog. Chris: We support Mysql Version :- 4.0.15 Tony: Awesome. I just purchased a... tony 2005-02-18T23:38:21-05:00 Growing pains aren't as bad as, say, having your knee shattered. http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000458.html I have officially initiated the switching/upgrading/slashing'n'burning process. Things might get a little weird around here for the next couple days. Bear with me/us. I promise not to leave any helpless little retarded children behind. The rest of you are on... tony 2005-02-18T22:54:47-05:00 The door is ajar. The change is afoot. http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000457.html Unless someone can talk me out of it, which is going to be hard considering my comments are all jacked up, I am going to open a new hosting account with these guys this weekend. Then I plan to install... tony 2005-02-18T09:12:09-05:00 Just so you know http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000456.html Comments are currently broken because my web host, MovableType, and MT-Blacklist are all combining to create The Perfect Shitstorm. If WordPress 1.5 continues to get acceptable reviews, I'm jumping ship. I'm also going to jump webhosts. I'm sick of this... tony 2005-02-17T10:52:17-05:00 Untied We Stand http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000455.html I visited the CNN center today. What a cluster that place is. My car was parked in the CNN lot for about 90 minutes and it cost me exactly $6 to get it out. What a steal. While driving back... tony 2005-02-16T16:04:38-05:00 Summary http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000454.html Holy crap. I forgot to blog today. And now it's time to go home. Uhhh ... so, real quick ... beer wings spicy food my yard grilling this one time at band camp jesus hates you beer college football beer... tony 2005-02-15T14:01:50-05:00 Carleton is a girl's name? http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000453.html I've been meaning to blog about this for a couple days, but haven't gotten around to it. Since I spend all day buying and selling products manufactured by the Hewlett-Packard Corporation, I've been reading many of the articles about the... tony 2005-02-14T07:48:05-05:00 This computer is expensive http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000452.html I'm blogging at the mall!!!1... tony 2005-02-13T14:38:51-05:00 Jesus doesn't get a drum solo http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000451.html Oh, Jumping Jesus H. Christ on crack. As I was blindly following links around the wienernet last night, I ended up at some crappy band's purevolume.com page. Through the barage of sonic defecation I noticed a banner ad for a... tony 2005-02-11T10:14:58-05:00 Lick the Driveway http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000450.html Since the Geester has outed my misstep in getting the extended cable turned off, I would like to take this opportunity to explain exactly how it happened. I had been duped by Charter before they even turned the damn cable... tony 2005-02-11T08:30:32-05:00 Infinity Noodle http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000449.html I'm not sure if I've ever blogged about this before and I'm too lazy to search so I'll just talk about it again. I am a big fan of the Team Nissan Dealership on Hwy 41. Today, during lunch, I... tony 2005-02-10T15:41:54-05:00 Pinkeye Chainsaw http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000448.html So, the damn cat has frigging pink eye. For the next two weeks I have to cram my greasy, antibiotic-tipped finger into her eyeball three times a day. Her zeal for this activity is indicated by a menacing low-pitch growl... tony 2005-02-09T09:26:02-05:00 The Superbowl of football games http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000447.html There was a pop-culture spectacle on Sunday and, after the dust had settled, the most boring dynasty in the history of sports was established. Oh well, at least we got to have a big, ridiculous party. BSH was nice enough... tony 2005-02-08T10:36:30-05:00 Cajun Soup-off http://www.tonysimon.org/mt/archives/000446.html This is the part where I tell you about the weekend. On Friday night, Gia and I went on a Scrabble bender. We slinged beers and words until the wee hours. It was an entertaining, educational, and free way to... tony 2005-02-07T08:53:11-05:00