Aboot
Swashbuckling, Atlanta-area, Technology Program Manager. I brew beer, play drums, run a little bit, and try not to under-achieve. I have people skills.
Anatomy of your new favorite sandwich
July, 2001 – Somewhere speeding through the scorching desert of Arizona, or New Mexico, or Southern Colorado, a young man grew restless. This restlessness had grown from the seeds of endless Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches with tortilla chips. The goal of saving time and money by eating sandwiches in the van instead of stopping [...]
Read More...BKFST PWND!!1
And now, a photo montage from Sunday morning called: OMG YOU WISH YOU MARRIED ME LOL!!1!
Read More...Page Ram
Well … looky there. A blog update every day for a [work]week. Baby steps. Yesterday, meg indicated that it was too soon to joke about that Yankee flying his go-kart into some rich people\’s condos. Whether or not she was being serious I do not know (I doubt it). Regardless, I want to offer a [...]
Read More...NoMeansAnomaly
Yeah yeah yeah. Shut it. I would promise that my updates will be more frequent than once a month, but as soon as I do, two months will charge by and I will have broken a promise, so … The Bulldogs of Georgia lost to the Volunteers of Tennessee on Saturday after they forgot that [...]
Read More...Horgh!
… we pick up the story to find our hero mired in a weeks-long dearth of anything remotely resembling a cretive idea. To complicate things, he refuses to not blog. What results is an elementary recipe for utter disaster. Let\’s see what he does next … So, like, when all else fails, post an amusing [...]
Read More...Saturday riddle
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Read More...Playing MASH
Last night, construction of my mash tun began in earnest. For those of you who don\’t know what a mash tun is, it\’s a chamber in which you soak malted barley at a controlled temperature to convert the starches from the grains into fermentable sugars. The resulting sugar water (wort) is then boiled, hops are [...]
Read More...An open letter to the most powerful person on the internet
Curator, It was with a heavy heart I read the news this morning that registration for Whiskerino 2005 had been closed due to overwhelming demand. I only learned of The North American Free Beard Agreement this morning, and as quickly as my head filled with the trumpet fanfares of glorious beardliness, my dreams were brutally [...]
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