It\’s that time again, when Tony can\’t think of anything to write, and, just when he\’s about to have a full-on panic attack that his creative lemons have been fully relieved of their creative juices, he remembers–AHA!–it\’s the first of the month. That means there\’s a whole page of last month\’s webstats that needs analyzing. It\’s a total cop-out, but at least it\’s a entertaining enough to forgive.
I\’m not smart enough to wrap my brain around the statistics, but I think my monthly posting of the most popular searches causes a phenomenon not dissimilar to diminishing returns. For instance, now when you google \”porn dudes vs rednecks\” (which was searched for 6 times in February), this site comes up first and second, and both references are from monthly search string entries. Another example is a comment I received a couple weeks ago. Greta, whose IP address has her in New Zealand, says, \”hey i just wanted to make some nunchucks and this is where it sent me…\” It\’s true. If you google \”make nunchucks,\” you get one of my search string entries second and third. I\’ve noticed a lot of repetition over the past couple months, so this time around I\’m going to try to stick to new terms, unless they\’re just too good to be true … I have a soft spot for cock in a hot dog bun.
Top Six:
42 – truth drums
32 – wasabits
27 – how to make nunchucks
20 – gay shorties
20 – how to make roofies
19 – eating boogers
The rest of the best:
comebacks for braces
wench dunk
photos of mold rashes
itchy pallet
nunchucks tutorial
tony looks like
ugliest tits
double gay
left boob
farting jerks
christianity is retarded
pictures of claus von stauffenberg
piss on jesus
assholes abound
funny poontang
beer corn
pictures of gross sprained ankles (obviously referencing this)
myspace layouts of hines ward
fucking through the strainer pantyhose
sleeveless steeler shirt
braking down the parts of a tulip seed in pictures
fox news theme song
tony simon swinger
what time did the rodeo last night start?
spell timbuktu
black perm sluts
suckily
shmo hawk
chinook bitches
chest exercises to ditch bitch tits
jaint
big fat wangs
can i artificially inseminate myself at home
slut cat
wacky poop names
stop douche baggery italians
christianity inherently idiotic
couples that go to ikea jokes
sphincter bleaching denver
fatty gay shorties
how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower
kick balls and nuts
when did people start finding out about r.kelly and aaliyah were married?
in the supermarket gays watermelons
rate my boogers
mexican prom pictures
beerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeer
my employer publix sucks
spicy sauce from mexican burns shit
i hate fayetteville
nazi prom
kkk members get so much slack!
quadrapalegic driving
self fellatio statistics
really really bad poetry
watch mariah carey and luther vandross music video endless love
neil peart is a homosexual
why a restaurant would put ice cubes in the bottom of a urinal.
bitch water sealer
miss chili paint
hamas motherfuckers
tonys up my ass
2005 orange juice trend hispanics
girl falling off treadmill for myspace
i hate the beach
how much does a nfl cheerleader make
guy misses bike with door and gets hit by car karma
good comebacks for being pale
cliff burton vs. geddy lee
christianity is stupid give up
jacked up golf carts
mayonaise brownies
febreeze huffing
Well currently you sit at #15 on Google for “cock in a hot dog bun”. You need to work on that.
I don’t get nearly that many good ones… perhaps I am just flying under the radar?