Wicked mad humpy skillz!!1!

If you checked in here at any given time this morning, you may have been surprised to see what looked like a mess. Actually, it may still look like a mess everywhere outside of my own monitor. My point is, you should not have been surprised, as there is a very simple explanation. Number one: I like to do all of my layout tweaking in the live environement. This is due to equal parts laziness and apathy. Number two: I have no earthly idea what I\’m doing. Sometimes, I\’ll manage to pull some trickery from the place that usually puts trickery in the potty, and I\’ll come away thinking that my mad web skillz are unparalleled for someone with zero formal training. Other times, like today, I am reduced to finger-pointing, and hushed, angry whispers, demanding answers from the Firefox and IE buttons in my taskbar. Even though today\’s meltdown learned me two new CSS tricks (margin: auto, and the \’clear\’ property), this is all just one more reason you should receive all your internet content through some sort of aggregator where you are safe from eleven-thumbed idiots like myself. I am making the internet worse.*

But enough bitching. How about I tell you about a mildly amusing coincidence pointed out to me by D, m\’kay?

The main picture on my myspace account also happens to be in my top three all time humping photos. You may remember:

Well, D pointed out that another person on myspace had not merely an eerily similar photo, but damn near an identical one:

I mean, we\’re even wearing the same freaking outfit. There doesn\’t appear to be a brick in his hand, but that\’s probably because once I was finished with it, I chucked it at a South of the Border security guard who was circling us in a golf cart. Also notable in the coincidence department is that Red is 28 and lives in Atlanta. Two thoughts that come to mind:

-I wonder how many redneck tourist crotches have rubbed up against that gorilla\’s ass.
-That gorilla is a slut.

I smell a sociology paper.

* – Yes, that should be a T-shirt.