Holy fork. Is it Wednesday already? I promise to have entertaining tales of hardy-har-stop-it posted here soon, but not right now. I\’ve also consumed and taken notes on the final two beers of Xmas, but I have het to write them up. Tonight, I\’m going to see American Beer at 5 Seasons. My preliminary expectations of this movie are that I will walk away thinking, \”I could have visited 38 breweries in 40 days and it would have been a helluva a lot funnier than those farting jerks. They didn\’t even hump anything or each other.\” But it\’s about beer, so I\’m going to go, and I\’m going to like it. That reminds me, I need to recap last Friday\’s brew session. I jacked up the recipe twice because I am a colossal jacker-upper, but that just means I will need to brew the exact same beer again in two weeks to redeem myself.
In the meantime, here is a cameraphone picture of my beard:
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Ahem. Where are the 5th and 6th beers?
I can’t believe there’s a movie called American Beer.
Okay, I can.