This morning, during my 4-minute commute to work, I heard some certified awesomeness on NPR. Leah Flemming sent it over to Rob Langer for a traffic update and the update started like this:
\”Thanks, Leah. This update is brought to you by … Ultimate Fighting Championship.\”
Atlanta: Where even the Ultimate Fighting Championship seems civilized.
Obligatory Trivia Roundup:
Location: Mellow Mushroom Buckhead
Team Name: Hispanics Deepthroating a Crane
Final Place: 1st
Winnings: $50
YTD: $205
Our arch rivals, The Olsen Twins, finished … oh who cares where they finished. They suck and we hate them.




Ouch! What’s happened to you, Tony? Have you been hanging out with Seat of Our Pants?
The Olsen Twins placed.. oh wait, they didn’t place.
So, you didn’t cheat. You won first place, fairly, right?
No, we didn’t cheat. Jesus.
man, i miss trivia! but i think i have drunken softball for the next couple of wednesdays.
Alas, I’ll be working this coming Wednesday.
Damn you Rusty.
Believe me when I tell you I hate my job more than you do.
I guess that’s the best kind.